Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you.
You like yoga? You should nam-nes-stay-over with me tonight.
I don’t need you honey, cause I beat my thing like it owes me money.
I will treat you like my milk girl, I will spoil you.
An awkward morning is always better than a lonely night.
You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning.
What’s your favorite silverware…? Because I like to spoon.
If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.
I’m not wearing socks and my socks match my underwear. If you feel me.
Here, let me wipe your seat off for you.