You like yoga? You should nam-nes-stay-over with me tonight.

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I don’t need you honey, cause I beat my thing like it owes me money.

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I will treat you like my milk girl, I will spoil you.

10

An awkward morning is always better than a lonely night.

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You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning.

9

What’s your favorite silverware…? Because I like to spoon.

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If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.

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I’m not wearing socks and my socks match my underwear. If you feel me.

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Here, let me wipe your seat off for you.

10

Are you from hunger games? Because I’m feeling an uprising in my district.

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