You like yoga? You should nam-nes-stay-over with me tonight.
I don’t need you honey, cause I beat my thing like it owes me money.
I will treat you like my milk girl, I will spoil you.
An awkward morning is always better than a lonely night.
You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning.
What’s your favorite silverware…? Because I like to spoon.
If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.
I’m not wearing socks and my socks match my underwear. If you feel me.
Here, let me wipe your seat off for you.
Are you from hunger games? Because I’m feeling an uprising in my district.