Here, let me wipe your seat off for you.

93

Are you from hunger games? Because I’m feeling an uprising in my district.

46

Sometimes I stand in your window and Pikachu (from Pikemon Pick Up Lines)

52

Four inches is great at 70 miles per hour.

49

Did you get those pants on sale? Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off.

38

Are you a fossil? because I dig you.

 

35

Is your name Miley Cyrus…? because you can wreck my balls.

41

Find me on Jewish Mingle.

41

Are you a drum? I’d love to bang you.

42

I used to ride horses… You look like a horse… This should work out.

36

I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

68

Are you in the army? I’d love for you to salute my privates.

90

If you weren’t so heavy, I’d try to pick you up.

81

If I were a zombie, I’d bite you first

97

Nice to meet you. My name is Craven. Craven Moorehead.

118

Do you like dragons? Because in a minutes I’m going to be dragon these nuts across your face.

93

Is there a fire around… Or are those sparks between us?

95