G’Day! I’m an Aussie!
Translation: Hello there. I am from Australia

137

Would you like an Australian kiss? It’s like a french kiss but down under

145

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

131

I hope you’re ready to spend some KOALATY time each other.

122

Can i see the little joey in your pouch?

124

Will you be the ketut to my rhonda?

124

Is your vocal range tenor because if there were tenor (ten of) you i would be very happy.

128

Babe, let me take you to Australia.

140

The way your uggs comfort your foot is the way I’ll comfort your d!ck.

153

You smell better than Christmas dinner.

139

After i’m done with the girl she’s just like a boomerang. Always come straight back to me.

84

Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.

80

I wanna get lost in your Outback.

80

Wanna blow my didgeridoo?

80

I’ll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.

86

I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.

81

I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.

102

I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.

78

Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

83

Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony.

78