I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

9

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

9

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.

9

Nice legs… What time do they open?

9

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

9

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

9

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?

13

Wanna play army? I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

9

(Look down at your crotch) Well, it’s not just going to suck itself.

9

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

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