How about you and I form a binary system?
Baby you make my telescope expand.
You make me hotter than NML Cygni.
Your smile is like a black hole, nothing can escape it’s pull.
Your name must be Amdromeda, because we are destined to collide.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
You can use my telescope anytime. Hehe.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.