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- Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!
- Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
- I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.
- On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.
- I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?
- We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
- Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
- Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- Are you an architect? Because you just erected a monument in my pants.
- Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.
- Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.
- Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
- Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?
- Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
- Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
- Those are nice legs. do they come over easy?
- I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? Because you are looking trashy!
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.
- My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast.
- Do you have the time? (she/he gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.
- You look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend
- Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I’d call when I found someone better.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
- My name might not be Taco Bell, but I sure can spice up your night!
- Q: “What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?” A: “I want you inside me!”
- Jingle bells, Facebook smells, Google+ go away. Myspace yuck, Bing sucks, Twitter ALL the way!
- When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
- I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
- Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Her: What? … Me!
- Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
- I Love You” takes 3 seconds to say, hours to explain but a lifetime to prove.
- Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle.
- Hi, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
- If I was a plant you’d make my roots extend.
- Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
- I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.
- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.
- I hope your a plumber, cause you got my pipe leaking.
- I call my thing Notorious, cause its B.I.G.You remind me of a magnet, cause you sure are attractive.
- Did you sit in Frosted Flakes??? Because that a$$ is amazing!
- Are you a bunny? Because you hopped your way into my heart.
- Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
- I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
- Bae, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more
- You smell like trash.. Can I take you out
- Boy: “Do you want a kiss?” Girl: “No!” Boy: “Do you remember what I just said?” Girl: “Do you want a kiss?” Boy: “Yes, if you insist..”
- Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other!
- Boy: Close your eyes. Girl: K Boy: What do you see? Girl: Nothin. Boy: That’s my life without you.
- We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows; You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you
- You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’
- Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
- I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
- Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
- Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
- My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
- Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
- Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
- You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
- Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
- You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
- You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
- Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, “Why?”] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
- (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, “What are you doing?”, you say, “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
- If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
- Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!
- Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
- Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
- There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
- I have the “I”, I have the “L”, I have the “O”, I have the “V”, I have the “E”, so, can I have “U”?
